Current:Home > reviews'Haunted Mansion' is a skip, but 'Talk to Me' is a real scare -FundTrack
'Haunted Mansion' is a skip, but 'Talk to Me' is a real scare
View
Date:2025-04-16 06:37:07
After a family trip to Disneyland last year, my daughter told me that her favorite ride was the Haunted Mansion. It's long been a favorite of mine, too, an oasis of spooky-silly fun at the so-called Happiest Place on Earth. Given how popular the ride has been since it opened in 1969, it's perhaps unsurprising that it's inspired not one but two live-action Disney movies. Neither movie is particularly good, although the new one, directed by Justin Simien of Dear White People fame, is at least an improvement on the dreadful Eddie Murphy vehicle from 2003.
The always excellent LaKeith Stanfield stars as a moody physicist with an interest in the paranormal. He's one of a team of amateur ghostbusters investigating the weird goings-on at a manor house not far from New Orleans. Rosario Dawson plays a doctor who's recently moved into the house with her 9-year-old son. And there's Owen Wilson as a shifty priest, Danny DeVito as a cranky professor and Tiffany Haddish as a bumbling psychic.
Haunted Mansion has a busy, forgettable plot that exists mainly to set up all the macabre sight gags you might remember from the ride: the walking suit of armor, the self-playing pipe organ, the walls and paintings that mysteriously stretch like taffy.
None of this is even remotely scary, or meant to be scary, which is fine. It's more bothersome that none of it is especially funny, either. And while the house is an impressive piece of cobwebs-and-candlesticks production design, Simien hasn't figured out how to make it feel genuinely atmospheric.
The movie's saving grace is Stanfield's affecting performance as a guy whose interest in the supernatural turns out to be rooted in personal loss. I don't want to oversell this movie by suggesting that at heart it's a story of grief, but Stanfield is the one thing about it that's still haunting me days later.
If you're looking for a much, much scarier movie about how grief can open a portal between the living and the dead, the new Australian shocker Talk to Me is in select theaters this week. A critical favorite at this year's Sundance Film Festival, it stars the superb newcomer Sophie Wilde as Mia, an outgoing teenager who's recently lost her mom.
One night at a party with her friends, Mia gets sucked into a daredevil game involving a severed hand, embalmed and encased in ceramic. This hand apparently once belonged to a mystic. Anyone who grips it and says "Talk to me" can conjure the spirit of a dead person and invite it to possess their body — but only for 90 seconds, max. Any longer than that, and the spirit might want to stay.
The possession scenes are terrifically creepy, all dilated pupils and ghoulish makeup. But it's even creepier to see the effect of this game on Mia and her friends, as they start filming each other in their demonic state and posting the videos on social media. Talk to Me is the first feature directed by Danny and Michael Philippou, twin brothers who got their start making horror-comedy shorts for YouTube, and they've hit on a clever idea in turning this paranormal activity into a kind of recreational drug. But the high wears off very fast one night, when one of the spirits they're talking to claims to be Mia's mother — a development that leaves Mia reeling and turns this party game into a full-blown nightmare.
As a visceral piece of horror filmmaking, Talk to Me can be ruthlessly effective; even on a second viewing, there were scenes I could only watch through my fingers. The Philippou brothers have a polished sense of craft, though they're not always in control of their narrative, which sometimes falters as Mia herself begins to unravel. But Wilde's performance more than picks up the slack. She makes a great scream queen, but she also pinpoints the emotional desperation of someone held captive by grief. The movie takes something most of us can relate to — what it means to lose someone you love — and pushes it to its most twisted conclusion.
veryGood! (21691)
Related
- Megan Fox's ex Brian Austin Green tells Machine Gun Kelly to 'grow up'
- Jonas Brothers setlist: Here are all the songs on their lively The Tour
- Maui fires live updates: Fire 'deemed to be out' roared back to life, fueling tragedy
- Philadelphia Eagles LB Shaun Bradley to miss 2023 season after injury in preseason opener
- IRS recovers $4.7 billion in back taxes and braces for cuts with Trump and GOP in power
- Video shows ‘mob’ steal up to $100,000 worth of items at Nordstrom in Los Angeles: Police
- 5 people, including a child, are dead after an explosion destroys 3 homes and damages 12 others
- Nightengale's Notebook: Dodgers running away in NL West with Dave Roberts' 'favorite team'
- Brianna LaPaglia Reveals The Meaning Behind Her "Chickenfry" Nickname
- Florida kayaker captures video of dolphin swimming in bioluminescent waters for its food
Ranking
- Grammy nominee Teddy Swims on love, growth and embracing change
- North Carolina budget delays are worsening teacher hiring crisis, education leaders warn
- 2 dead after plane crashes into North Carolina lake, authorities say
- South Carolina state Sen. John Scott, longtime Democratic lawmaker, dies at 69
- This was the average Social Security benefit in 2004, and here's what it is now
- Michael Oher, Subject of Blind Side, Says Tuohy Family Earned Millions After Lying About Adoption
- A sweet challenge: New Hampshire's Ice Cream Trail puts dozens of delicious spots on the map
- Those Taylor Swift figurines for sale online aren't from Funko, but fans will pay $250 anyway
Recommendation
Friday the 13th luck? 13 past Mega Millions jackpot wins in December. See top 10 lottery prizes
How Fani Willis oversaw what might be the most sprawling legal case against Donald Trump
Man sentenced for abandoning baby after MLB pitcher Dennis Eckersley’s daughter gave birth in woods
North Korea’s Kim orders sharp increase in missile production, days before US-South Korea drills
Charges tied to China weigh on GM in Q4, but profit and revenue top expectations
5 people, including a child, are dead after an explosion destroys 3 homes and damages 12 others
Barbie bonanza: 'Barbie' tops box office for fourth week straight with $33.7 M
Summer heat takes a toll on your car battery: How to extend its lifespan